Now first there’s the common words quiz. How many of the most common words in the English language can you list within five minutes? Go on now, we’ll wait here. I’ll even hold your beer for you.

Once you’re done with that, move on to the random sentence structure filler, which is more fun. The site explains what to do, and adds "It’s like Mad Libs… without the work!"

Ah, mad libs. Now that reminds me of a net classic from 1997, Spam Libs. Back in the day when spammers used their real email addresses, that technique led to some highly amusing results.

All of this is brought to you by stupidly high temperatures, which make innocent people surf the web instead of going outside the way they usually do.